"fullscreen", // 全屏 "source", // 源代码 "|", "undo", // 撤销 "redo", // 重做 "|", "bold", // 加粗 "italic", // 斜体 "underline", // 下划线 "fontborder", // 字符边框 "strikethrough",// 删除线 "superscript", // 上标 "subscript", // 下标 "removeformat", // 清除格式 "formatmatch", // 格式刷 "autotypeset", // 自动排版 "blockquote", // 引用 "pasteplain", // 纯文本粘贴模式
《周五的企鹅屏保》
At three o'clock on Friday afternoon, the office air hummed with the scent of caffeine and the quiet chaos of slacking off. Xiao Zhang had his phone face down on the corner of his desk, its screen glowing with a food delivery app—his fried chicken combo showed "on the way." He licked his lips, tapping the air with his keyboard as he lied: "Boss Wang, I'm just finalizing the proposal outline. I promise the draft will be done by the end of the day!" Just as he took a sneaky bite of chicken wing (sucking the sauce off his fingers before the delivery guy reached the floor), he heard leather shoes approaching. His hand jerked, and the chicken bone clattered onto the stack of papers. Swiftly stuffing the fried chicken wrapper into his drawer, he looked up to see Boss Wang standing at his desk, holding a coffee cup, his glasses glinting as his gaze swept over Xiao Zhang's computer screen.
"Xiao Zhang," Boss Wang said, pointing to the monitor, "you're making good progress on this PPT—already on the last slide?"
Xiao Zhang's heart sank—he'd only finished three slides; the rest were blank "placeholder" pages. He forced a laugh, a bead of sweat forming on his forehead. "Oh, that's… my 'minimalist' design. Leaving negative space adds artistic flair, you know?"
Boss Wang nodded, leaning in to study the screen. Suddenly, he tapped the "blank" last slide. Xiao Zhang's back went cold—he was about to make up an excuse when Boss Wang pointed and chuckled. "Nice screensaver. A bunch of little penguins sliding around on ice? Did you make this animation yourself?"
Xiao Zhang followed his finger—and realized he'd accidentally left his screensaver as a dynamic penguin animation during his slacking spree, forgetting to switch it back. He scratched his head, grinning awkwardly. "Uh, found it online as a template. Thought it was relaxing, so I… set it as my screensaver."
Boss Wang fought back a smile. "Relaxation's good. But next time, skip the flashy screensavers—they might distract from work." He turned to leave, then paused. "Oh, and where exactly are you on that PPT? The final version needs to be ready for the morning meeting tomorrow. Don't make me wait."
Xiao Zhang watched his boss's retreating back, then glanced at the half-empty fried chicken box in his drawer. He popped the last wing into his mouth. This little slacking session—total win.
(The next day at the meeting, Xiao Zhang's PPT lived up to its "minimalist" billing: only three slides. The final page featured a looping penguin ice-sliding GIF, with a footnote: "This slide is artistic negative space. Actual content subject to the boss's mood today.")
Boss Wang stared at the screen for ten seconds, then slammed his fist. "This slide stays. Creative. Meeting adjourned—don't forget to bring me a chicken wing."
小张心里“咯噔”一声——他PPT才做到第三页,后面全是用空白页凑的“占位符”!他干笑两声,额头冒细汗:“啊……那个,我这是‘极简主义’设计,留白才有想象空间嘛,您懂的~”
老板点点头,凑近屏幕仔细看了看,突然伸手点开最后一页的“空白页”。小张后背瞬间湿透,正准备编借口,却见老板指着屏幕乐了:“哎,你这屏保挺有意思啊!一群小企鹅在冰面上滑来滑去,是自己做的动画?”
小张顺着老板手指看过去——哦,原来是他刚才摸鱼时,手滑把屏保换成了动态小企鹅,忘了调回来!他挠了挠头,讪笑:“嘿嘿,网上找的模板,觉得解压,就……就顺便设了个屏保。”
老板憋着笑:“解压好,解压好。不过下次屏保别整太花哨啊,容易耽误正事儿。” 他转身要走,又回头补了一句,“对了,你这PPT做到哪了?明天早上九点例会要终版,别让我等啊。”
小张望着老板的背影,又低头看了看抽屉里只剩半盒的炸鸡,默默把最后一块鸡翅塞进嘴里。嗯,这波摸鱼——血赚!
(第二天例会上,小张的PPT果然“极简”:只有三页,最后一页是小企鹅滑冰动图,备注写着“本页为艺术留白,具体内容详见老板今日心情”。老板盯着屏幕看了十秒,拍板:“就这页!有创意!散会——记得把鸡翅给我带一份。”)